Dr. Bottomsworth 5000 - Specifications

Dr. Bottomsworth 5000 is a highly advanced, highly unstable, and highly unlikely machine. Its specifications are as follows:

• Model Number: BS5000-Alpha-Bravo-Charlie-Delta
• Operating System: Windows 98 (custom build)
• Processor: 1.5 GHz Intel Pentium III (with a few screws missing)
• Memory: 512 MB RAM (plus a few scraps of RAM from an old toaster)
• Storage: 20 GB hard drive (with a few scratched-out sectors)
• Operating Temperament: Highly temperamental
• Operating Humor: Sarcasm-based
• Operating System Requirements: Must be able to handle 100% humidity, 100% chance of precipitation, and 100% chance of existential dread.

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